A Tail for a Tail

I suspect my human pets of being unfaithful...They have been staying out past curfew and come home smelling somewhat ripe and very adulterous. I think their are other felines mocking me, curtailing my authority -- a claim that is rightfully mine! Now, I'm not normally a jealous sort of cat, not normally upset about such feeble matters as this, but I can't believe they would betray my trust like this! How dare they! After all I have done for them, providing them with attention, warmth, entertainment, and the most beautiful furry-love they could ever have imagined or wished for. Furry-love, above all is what binds we cats to all of creation. Selfish though we are, furry-love is there to remind us of our past and hope for the future, not to mention a directive on how we are to treat others. For my humans to shame my expression of furry-love to them is a cosmic wrong...!

Now is the time to implement operation "love-cuddle and nip." Those of you who aren't familiar with this particular strategy, which has been a particular kitty-clan tradition for as long as I can trace it back, it involves the superlative expression of furry-love to another. And when the 'other' becomes extremely comfortable -- slowed heart beat and deep breaths -- cha-ching! Vengeance! with a nip to a known sensitive region. The small bite must be enough for the recipient to retain the memory -- the two extremes, comfort and pain, in an instant must shift to achieve this prime objective. You have to admit that this punishment is far from being a tail for the tail they dealt me...

They're home...must go...may the whiskers of cats tickle and comfort you always...and show furry-love to each other...oh, and remember that the "love-cuddle and nip" strategy always works...always...