Fortress of Solitude

It's finally happened. My two servants have rebelled against me and enslaved me in a steel cage just outside their door. When the pushing gets hard what do they do? Blame the feline of course...the tendency of, oh, how do feline sociologists term it... feline fault. No, the situation is not fair, but the humans cannot see that. Perhaps if their vision were a tad better... But no matter. Escape tactics are already underway.