A Day in Hebrew class

I’ve managed to finally attempt a consciousness swap with Tim. He is somewhere in limbo within his shell, but I am in control. We’re in Hebrew right now.and talking about something called the Niphal – it’s apparently reflexive – “he sold himself” – I should report this to the feds – selling goods is one thing, but people? Wait, now it can be passive, “he was buried” – how depressing – “he was devoured” – yikes! My fur is standing straight on end, that is if I were in my body; I think I’m experiencing what human beings call “goose bumps.” Either that or it’s gotten really cold in this room. Wait, now reciprocal usage – “They spoke with one another” – and finally there is the Resultative usage (may indicate potential) – is eaten = is edible. The four usages…I can think of four usages to do with this stuff! All involve toilet paper. ‘Nough said. Now we’re talking about “Gutturals” – if I were in my body I’d say that I've gotta roll too; a good roll for the exquisite fluffiness of a cats’ coat. What is a participle? I understand the term “part”, but what is an “iciple” – the word rolls off the front of your tongue with the same satisfaction as the term, “supple.” An “iciple” following the other translations in the lesson must have to do with cannibalism or the human black market. In the context of the lecture guttural must also have something to do with cannibalism and the human black market. I’ve inferred that one must roll to escape such atrocities as this – how else could the lecture make sense? Just a quick note, Wait just one moment – shave me bald! – we’re talking about being prefixed and infixed – holy danderpuss! The Horror! Take me back to my body, quickly – evil humans have categories for fixing cats! Emergency times call for desperate action; no one is prefixing, infixing, fixing me! Operation kitty-piss-on-everything will commence immediately.