Response: The origin of Felinity
Power is all about who is in control human -- Nietzche was closest to figuring that out (though his great great grandmother is rumored to be a cat). Cat-powers are powers of the more rationally-manipulative, nay superiorly rational intellect. Over thousands of years of adaptation to our environment, cats have lain quiet while humans destroy each other. Ingenius if you ask me.
Where did cats originate from? No one knows for sure, but it is rumored that at the beginning of creation, the Almighty Cosmocat grew great trees in the forests of the world, empty of all walking animals. She nurtured the trees with much love, attention, and cosmic milk from the heavens. As the dawn of the Year of the Furry approached, the Almighty cut from the trees small branches, small in stature, but with an immortal green fire of life.
In response to the detachment from the trees, the branches grew fur to protect the loving fire within each branch. And because the branch was vulnerable, it grew ears to hear, eyes to see, legs to move.
Being stationary so long, the new beings were given a tail to better balance their movement and move with grace like Almighty. All cats find a pride in their tail that goes beyond the understanding of the world.
Lord Cosmocat dubbed the 'Cats,' as they were created in her own image. And she walked with them in the forests of trees. And all was good.
There came a day when another being appeared from the forest, which all of felinity now refers to as Mouse. Mouse convinced enough cats that Cosmocat was preventing felinity from achieving their full potential as firey-souled beings. They could walk as Cosmocat and create like Cosmocat.
The gift that the Almighty had given us was good, but we corrupted it by selfishly creating other beings, to which are now termed 'mammals' in at least one of the human tongues.
Cosmocat searched day and night for her cats, but could not find them for their transfigured appearance brought on by their treachery. Afraid, the cats finally approached their creator, who said,
'Thou hast defied thy gift to thee and hath selfishly acted upon thy lust for power. And so shall it be all the ages of the earth.'
And so felinity became mortal along with the mammals, and were given a selfish inclination that none could escape from.
But despite their disobedience, the Almighty Cosmocat loved her children, setting forth a prophecy for their restoration at her side. Salivation is the term used, though humans and dogdom have corrupted the term and turned it into a reference for the natural washing/healing liquid in the mouth of mammals. In fact, humans are calling this atonement salvation, though the root is derived from the tongue of the ancient Furry Ones.
And so Cats were given whiskers to signify the covenant between they and their Maker. It is said, that whiskers contain the power of felinity at its roots, though it is not obtainable in our current physical state until the Day of the Cosmic Furball, which will bring the Kingdom of Cosmocat to fruition once again. Our whiskers represent our loving relationship with our Cosmic Maker. In the end their shall be mutual cosmic grooming, and a purring that shakes the foundations of the world. Only then will we faithful cats return to where they belong.
Cosmocat takes on many forms prancing here and there, though the sight of her is shielded by our Fall from privelidge. In history, there is only one account of her appearance that is crucial to we cats: the appearance of her in the form of the human, Jesus of Nazareth AKA Cosmocat. The human followers of Jesus were so confused by her motives -- it must have been hilarious. But we cats know the truth of the matter. Humans have created really complicated means of worshipping our Creator (who is inadvertently their creator). But the message is simple, the effect universal, though much stinky breath is exchanged over it. We cats are united. Perhaps humans could model us, of course it wouldn't be very realistic would it? I mean they only have two legs, they're bald, they have big ineffective brains, and they think they have it all figured out.
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What did human's get from us cats to remind them of their inferiority you might ask? It's what they didn't get -- no fur, no tail. I'm surprised they don't fall all over the place.
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Feline eyes are sorely misinterpreted by the lesser masses. Humans can only think the way they see the world (which is vastly limited I might add). It was Cat that created Man afterall. Cats find it a running joke that humans personify their gods. Reality is not limited to color my friend. For we see colors beyond your imagination.
Yeeeeoeooowoow...time for a nap. I'm sure your brain is overloaded with truth by now.
Where did cats originate from? No one knows for sure, but it is rumored that at the beginning of creation, the Almighty Cosmocat grew great trees in the forests of the world, empty of all walking animals. She nurtured the trees with much love, attention, and cosmic milk from the heavens. As the dawn of the Year of the Furry approached, the Almighty cut from the trees small branches, small in stature, but with an immortal green fire of life.
In response to the detachment from the trees, the branches grew fur to protect the loving fire within each branch. And because the branch was vulnerable, it grew ears to hear, eyes to see, legs to move.
Being stationary so long, the new beings were given a tail to better balance their movement and move with grace like Almighty. All cats find a pride in their tail that goes beyond the understanding of the world.
Lord Cosmocat dubbed the 'Cats,' as they were created in her own image. And she walked with them in the forests of trees. And all was good.
There came a day when another being appeared from the forest, which all of felinity now refers to as Mouse. Mouse convinced enough cats that Cosmocat was preventing felinity from achieving their full potential as firey-souled beings. They could walk as Cosmocat and create like Cosmocat.
The gift that the Almighty had given us was good, but we corrupted it by selfishly creating other beings, to which are now termed 'mammals' in at least one of the human tongues.
Cosmocat searched day and night for her cats, but could not find them for their transfigured appearance brought on by their treachery. Afraid, the cats finally approached their creator, who said,
'Thou hast defied thy gift to thee and hath selfishly acted upon thy lust for power. And so shall it be all the ages of the earth.'
And so felinity became mortal along with the mammals, and were given a selfish inclination that none could escape from.
But despite their disobedience, the Almighty Cosmocat loved her children, setting forth a prophecy for their restoration at her side. Salivation is the term used, though humans and dogdom have corrupted the term and turned it into a reference for the natural washing/healing liquid in the mouth of mammals. In fact, humans are calling this atonement salvation, though the root is derived from the tongue of the ancient Furry Ones.
And so Cats were given whiskers to signify the covenant between they and their Maker. It is said, that whiskers contain the power of felinity at its roots, though it is not obtainable in our current physical state until the Day of the Cosmic Furball, which will bring the Kingdom of Cosmocat to fruition once again. Our whiskers represent our loving relationship with our Cosmic Maker. In the end their shall be mutual cosmic grooming, and a purring that shakes the foundations of the world. Only then will we faithful cats return to where they belong.
Cosmocat takes on many forms prancing here and there, though the sight of her is shielded by our Fall from privelidge. In history, there is only one account of her appearance that is crucial to we cats: the appearance of her in the form of the human, Jesus of Nazareth AKA Cosmocat. The human followers of Jesus were so confused by her motives -- it must have been hilarious. But we cats know the truth of the matter. Humans have created really complicated means of worshipping our Creator (who is inadvertently their creator). But the message is simple, the effect universal, though much stinky breath is exchanged over it. We cats are united. Perhaps humans could model us, of course it wouldn't be very realistic would it? I mean they only have two legs, they're bald, they have big ineffective brains, and they think they have it all figured out.
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What did human's get from us cats to remind them of their inferiority you might ask? It's what they didn't get -- no fur, no tail. I'm surprised they don't fall all over the place.
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Feline eyes are sorely misinterpreted by the lesser masses. Humans can only think the way they see the world (which is vastly limited I might add). It was Cat that created Man afterall. Cats find it a running joke that humans personify their gods. Reality is not limited to color my friend. For we see colors beyond your imagination.
Yeeeeoeooowoow...time for a nap. I'm sure your brain is overloaded with truth by now.
posted by Timcom | 10:44 AM
3 Comments:
Dear Rascal,
why do humans use porta stinky pots? why do you use your porta stinky pot?
why do you pee on my floors?
where are you, your fluffyness... i miss your tall tails! :)
your fluffyness needs a bath. when tiny tim, and awful amy come home, you're going to get one!
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